Cincinnati WrestleWAR Showdown (PPV)

October 31 (7 p.m.)-- Live from the ``Beer-dome'' Convention Center & Brewhouse in Cincinnati, OH.

Commissioner: Joe Tunney

World Heavyweight Champion: Jumpin' Jack Flash

Intercontinental Champion: Pirate Pete

Tag-Team Champions: Tumbleweeds: Rustler & Ox

T.V. Champion: Golden Dragon with Fujisan

WrestleWAR. Three Rings. No Waiting. No Way Out. Six teams of three wrestlers compete for over $100,000 in victory spoils.

The WrestleWAR consists of three rounds:

1.

The Skirmish: Singles match. Group leaders pick a singles contestant and a ring plus an alternate ring. Tie rings decided by high card. Losers die and go to the Graveyard (one-way locker room).

2.

The Battle: Tag match. Group leaders pick a tag team and a ring plus an alternate ring. Tie rings decided by high card. Losing wrestler (not whole tag team) goes to the Graveyard.

3.

The WrestleWAR: Three Ring Boot Camp Match. Group leaders write orders and secretly assign their men to War rings for a two minute round of combat. May bring one item with you to ring but if you lose-- the item stays. Group leaders write new orders every two minutes. Once leader goes in-- group can no longer move from ring to ring between rounds unless unchallenged. Men can go ``rebel'' anytime during a War round by rolling into the center ring triangle named the DMZ. War continues until one team controls all the rings or until one team controls two rings and another team controls the third ring and peace is declared and accepted. Wrestlers also receive $2,500 for each elimination they make as a bounty.

Winning team leader receives $50,000 for a two team victory and $75,000 for a one team victory. A winning Ally team leader receives $30,000 for controlling one ring.

The WrestleWAR Teams:
Wrestlewar Draw (Sept. 7 - MNR)
Wrestlewar Current Teams & Odds:

Captain Team Colors Team Members

Mutant Dark Destroyers Red OX & S.A.M. (Sam from American Std.)

Exchange Student Party Keggers Black Flash & Harlequin

Marshall American Standard Blue Dude & Billy Banzai (BB from DD via pit)

Pete Empty Sockets White with blue piping LGM & Techno

Rustler Sidewinders Desert Camo. Dragon & Thor

Lenny The Movers Yellow LSK & Turbo

DMZ Team: Corps. Skins Drill Sgt. & Vogue & Actura (via Mutant)

Odds Against to win (Ally win against Odds):

Dark Destroyers 8:1 (3:1), Party Keggers 5:1 (2:1), American Std. 2:1 (Even), Empty Sockets 10:1 (5:1), Sidewinders 4:1 (2:1), The Movers 3:1 (2:1), Corps. 5:1 (3:1)

Various Other Side Bets:

Any Wild Team 2:1 (Even), A Specific Wild Team 20:1 (10:1) Name Capt., Top Contender - Team Starting Captain (2:1), Specific Top Team Captain Contender (5:1), Specific Top Non-Start Captain Contender (25:1)

Exchange Student to Juvee (5:1) FOR, LGM to hospital (7:1) FOR, Mutant to hospital (2:1) AGAINST, Prince or King recovers crown (2:1) AGAINST

Cincinnati WrestleWAR Showdown Results:

• The Skirmish:

  1.

  Thor (Sidewinders) vs. LGM (Empty Sockets)
  $•$Result: Time Limit Draw. LGM holds its own and frustrates Thor. No one eliminated!

  2.

  S.A.M. (Dark Destroyers) vs. LSK (The Movers)
  $•$Result: S.A.M. by pinfall LSK to the graveyard.

  3.

  Jumpin' Jack Flash (Party Keggers) vs. Ox (Dark Destroyers)
  $•$Result: Time Limit Draw. No one eliminated.

• The Battle:

  1.

  Mutant & Billy Banzai (Dark Destroyers) vs. Exchange Student & Harlequin (Party Keggers)
  $•$Result: Time Limit Draw. Billy Banzai almost eliminated.

  2.

  Rustler & Golden Dragon (Sidewinders) vs. Marshall & Surfer Dude (American Standard)
  $•$Result: Time Limit Draw. Dragon almost eliminated.

  3.

  Pirate Pete & Techno (Empty Sockets) vs. Lenny & Turbo (Movers)
  $•$Result: Turbo submits to Techno! Techno turns on his brother Turbo and sends him to the graveyard. Lenny (Movers) now all by himself. All other teams in tact!

• The WrestleWAR (round by round):

  1.

  Round One: Basic brawl. Techno (Sockets) turns on his own team member and eliminates LGM (Sockets) via shockstick.

  2.

  Round Two: Melee with discrete pairings. Flash elminates Techno via Countout. S.A.M. and Thor eliminate each other via Countout. Empty Sockets down to one member (Pirate Pete).

  3.

  Round Three: Shockstick-mania! In grudge mismatch, Billy Banzai is pinned by Lenny while Vogue eliminates Surfer Dude with super-claw, shockstick and sleeper hold. American Standard down to one member (Marshall).

  4.

  Round Four: Heads begin to roll. Harleguin takes out the Drill Sgt (ind.). by Countout. Legend of Actura gets the Ox to submit. Lenny eliminates Johnny Vogue(ind.) while the Harlequin takes out Flash who went rogue. Dark Destroyers (Mutant remaining), Movers (Lenny) and Empty Sockets (Pirate Pete) all have one team captain left.

  5.

  Round Five: Exchange Student eliminated by the Mutant. Harlequin rolls in center and goes rogue. Party Keggers are first team eliminated! Golden Dragon goes rogue and rolls into DMZ.

  6.

  Round Six: Reformation! Remaining Players reform into two teams under Marshall (New American Standard) and Legend of Actura (Legendary). Marshall & Lenny & Mutant & Pete versus Actura & Harlequin & Flash & Rustler with Golden Dragon. Movers, Empty Sockets, Dark Destroyers and Sidewinders are elminated in that order by previous eliminations with American Standard being eliminated by reformation of team.

  7.

  Final Round: Brawling then Time Limit! Nearing PPV time limit, Legendary negotiates American Standard for an Ally victory. Peace declared. Actura receives $44,000 for his team and Marshall gets $24,000 for his team with $12,000 going into a pot for an American Standard/Legendary rematch at next PPV or on tour. Marshall will set-up and referee `Best of the West' tournament.

Pre-Final Round: In the parking lot, in the only door that led from the locker room the King sets up his ``security force'' to nab Exchange Student and take him to the juvenille detention facility in Wawa, Ontario. Security Force nabs LSK by mistake, knocks him unconscious and takes him away to lockup. Exchange Students encounters Drill Sgt. who throws away Kings crown into toilet and gives crown back to the Exchange Student in exchange for a future match and a ride in his red Maserati.

Final `Limited Spoils- Winner' from the Cincinnati WrestleWAR Showdown:

• Winning Team- Legendary (Skins/DMZ): Legend of Actura* & Harlequin & Flash & Rustler with Golden Dragon. Golden Dragon received no spoils of war.
• `Spoils of War' WrestleWar Mercenary and Ally Team Winners- New American Standard (White/DMZ): Marshall* & Lenny & Mutant & Pete. `Spoils of War' Mercenary Champion: Mutant with Pete as the only other lone survivor.

Final Team Results of the Seattle WrestleWAR Showdown:

1.

Legendary (Skins(Reform)/DMZ) (Legend of Actura!)

2.

New American Standard (Blue(Reform)/DMZ) (Marshall)

3.

American Standard (Blue) (Marshall)

4.

Sidewinders (Desert Camo.) (Rustler)

5.

Dark Destroyers (Red) (Mutant)

6.

Empty Sockets (White with blue piping) (Pirate Pete)

7.

The Movers (Yellow) (Lenny, the Pipefitter)

8.

Party Keggers (Black) (Exchange Student)

9.

Vogue (Skins(Corps.)/DMZ) (Johnny Vogue)

10.

Drill Sgt. (Skins(Corps.)/DMZ) (Drill Sgt.)

As credits run: See the King recovering crown from toilet and Peace ``finding'' Rustler's lucky horseshoe in locker room.

Western Wrestling Federation Holiday Contender Sheets

Western Wrestling Federation
Heavyweight Contenders

1.

Actura (5-0-0)

2.

Mutant (4-2-2)

3.

Harlequin (4-0-2)

4.

Jumpin' Jack Flash (3-2-1)

5.

Max Speeder (1-1-2)

6.

Pirate Pete (4-1-0)

7.

Lenny (4-3-0)

8.

Thor (3-2-1) TV Champ.

9.

Ox (0-2-1)

10.

Drill Sgt. (1-4-2)

11.

LGM (0-3-1)

Western Wrestling Federation
Intercontinental Contenders

1.

Billy Banzai (2-1-2)

2.

Techno Thompson (5-2-0)

3.

Marshall (4-2-2)

4.

Rustler (2-2-2)

5.

S.A.M. (4-3-0)

6.

Student Prisoner (1-2-2)

7.

Johnny Vogue (1-3-0)

8.

Midnight Rider (0-0-0)

9.

Lone Star Kid (1-2-0)

10.

Golden Dragon (1-3-2) *inj.

11.

Turbo Thompson (1-4-0)

Western Wrestling Federation Tag Team Contenders

1.

Mutes: Mutant & Student Prisoner (1-0-0)

2.

Tidalwave: Lenny & Pirate Pete (1-0-0)

3.

Search & Destroy: S.A.M. & Billy Banzai (1-0-0)

4.

Tumbleweeds: Rustler & Ox (0-1-0)

5.

Thompson Twins: Techno & Turbo (0-1-0)

6.

Posse: Marshall & LSK (0-0-0)

7.

Payback: LSK & LGM (0-1-0)

Western Wrestling Federation Bullet Holders

• Rustler/Ox: Gold Bullet & Techno: Tag Bullet
• S.A.M.: Heavyweight Bullet & Marshall: Intercontinental Bullet

Locker Room Rumors:

• Where are the Tumbleweeds?
  
• The Legend of Actura is on a roll!
  
• The Student seems to be getting lucky in avoiding the King's security force. But can his luck hold out and does he have any real friends? Lenny? Thompson Twins? Drill Sgt?
  
• In-and-Out due to injury: Dragon, LGM, LSK; mainly from Thor.
  
• Is there a breakup coming for the T. Twins?
  
• Dragon most losses ever for a standing champion.
  
• Has Dude/Max Speeder completely lost it?