Western Wrestling Federation `Spring Surprise' Tour

Commissioner: Joe Tunney

World Heavyweight Champion: Surfer Dude

Intercontinental Champion: ``Northern Star'' Pirate Pete

Tag-Team Champions: Vacant

`Spring Surprise' Tour Matchups:

• *Surfer Dude -- The Rustler (``Head-on'' collision match): Wrestlers stand up and run at one other ``head-on'' once every minute. Dude who is a bit bored by recent competition meets the crazy Rustler in this very strange match-up. Possible even-up match or title shot.
• The ``Drill Sgt.'' -- Prince Honors Student (The Bootcamp Match): Sgt. looking to teach the student some military manners.
• *``Northern Star'' Pirate Pete -- Billy Banzai or Honors Student (Top Intercontinental Title Match): Top contenders Billy Banzai or Prince Honors Student are on a roll and go for the gold against the Intercontinental Champion as an anxious J.J. Flash waits in the wings.
• Alt. Main Event: Thor -- Mutant & Lenny (The Back-to-Back Match): To prove that he is the Greatest WWF champion, Thor attempts to take on the only two people to ever cleanly defeat him-- but he will do so on the same night back to back. While the Mutant and Lenny attempt to knock some sense into the Mighty God of Thunder.
• Intermission (Push and sell L.G.M. clone merchandise and Surfer Dude ``Spring Break'' t-shirts.)
• Vogue & J.J. Flash -- Techno & The Masked ``El Fuego'' (New Partner Match): Ex-tag champs Vogue and Techno find new partners in this top tag contender matchup. Alt. Honors Student for Masked Wrestler.
• Lone Star Kid -- The ``Ox'' Flannigan (Try-out Match): Two new competitors meet: can the Lone Star Kid lasso the wild ``ox'' or will the ``ox'' flatten the kid into the dust?
• The Marshall -- Golden Dragon with Fujisan (Kung-fu Match): Kung-fu match up for western ``law and order''.
• L.G.M. -- L.G.M. (Clone Match): L.G.M. shows up claiming L.G.M. stole his saucer in this myterious clone match. Which L.G.M. wil survive and what will be left of him/her/it?
• Main Event: Nuts & Bolts -- Wyld Stallyons (*Tag Team Championship Match*): Nuts & Bolts attempt to re-claim the tag team belts against the scrappy Wyld Stallyons who are hungry for the gold! Meanwhile the suspended Thompson Twins and Mutilators watch and wait.

Possible Monday Night Rumble Matchups:

• *Tag Team Title Match*: *Tag Champs (N&B or WS) -- Mutilators Can Rustler and Vogue pull together enough to bring down the newly crowned Tag Champions?
• Loki -- Mutant (One Minute Match): The Mutant looks to make Loki pay for leading Thor ``into the darkness''.
• Rustler -- Marshall (Western Justice Match): The new Marshall looks to clean up the Western Wrestling Federation and bring the Rustler to justice!
• *World Title Match*: *J.J. Flash -- Mutant Flash with Loki at his side puts up the title against the rampaging Mutant.

Next PPV: The Shoot-out at the O.K. Corral (June 11)

Western Wrestling Federation `Spring Surprise' Tour Results

Commissioner: Joe Tunney
World Heavyweight Champion: Jumpin' Jack Flash
Intercontinental Champion: `Northern Star' Pirate Pete
Tag-Team Champions: Nuts & Bolts

Bullets: $$

J.J. Flash (Gold Bullet *Any Title/Any time*) $$

Surfer Dude (Silver Bullet *Any Title*)

`Spring Surprise' Tour Match Highlights:
A * indicates a title match, + indicates a tournament match and $ indicates a monetary challenge match:

April 16 Omaha, NE Actura LGM Actura by Pinfall

April 16* Omaha, NE *Surfer Dude J J Flash *Flash by Pinfall* **New Hyw. Champ!**

April 16 Omaha, NE Marshall Golden Dragon Marshall via Sleeper

April 19 Sioux City, SD The Ox Prince H.S. Prince via Pinfall

April 22 Des Moines, IA The Ox Lone Star Kid Kid via DQ

April 24 Des Moines, IA Sgt. Prince Prince via DQ

May 1 (MNR)* Quad Cities, IA Nuts & Bolts Wyld Stallyons N & B via pinfall **New Tag Champs!**

May 1 (MNR) Quad Cities, IA Lazerburn Burn & Pillage Lazerburn via DQ

May 5 Chicago, IL Sgt. Prince Prince via Sub.

May 5 Chicago, IL Lone Star Kid Johnny Vogue Kid by Pinfall

May 12 Errie, IN Ox Marshall Marshall by Sub.

May 12 Errie, IN Thor Lenny/Dragon L/D by Sub. (Match 1) Thor attacks wildly after match. Prince sent to hosp. by King.

May 15 Ind., IN Burn & Pillage Lazerburn Swag vs. Masks match Lazerburn by pinfall. Techno returns swag!

May 25 (MNR)* Hershey, PE *Nuts & Bolts Mutilators N&B by pinfall

May 25 (MNR)* Hershey, PE *Pirate Pete(NS) King King by DQ King in for inj. Prince. Prince DQ's King!

May 25 (MNR)* Hershey, PE *JJ Flash Mutant Even-Up Match! Time Limit Draw!!! Flash retains by decision! *Rematch ordered Even-up!*

June 5 (MNR)* Dayton, OH *Pirate Pete Billy Banzai Tag vs. BOTW title *Pete by Pinfall! *Lenny & Pete new Tag Team! **N&B stripped of Tag Belts!**

Western Wrestling Federation Spring Contender Sheets

Western Wrestling Federation
Heavyweight Contenders

1.

World Hyw. Champion: J. J. Flash (1-0-1)

2.

Lenny, the Pipefitter (2-0)$+$

3.

The Marshall (2-0)

4.

Mutant Desert Karate Demon (0-1-1)

5.

Thor (0-2)

6.

King J. Lawlyer (1-0)

7.

The Legend of Actura (1-0)$-$

8.

Little Green Man (0-3)

9.

Drill Sgt. (0-2)

10.

The Ox (0-3)$-$

Western Wrestling Federation
Lightweight Contenders

1.

Int. Champion: `Northern Star' Pirate Pete (3-1)

2.

Prince Honors Student (4-0)$-$

3.

Billy Banzai (1-1)$+$

4.

Techno Thompson (0-0-1)$+$

5.

Lone Star Kid (2-0)

6.

Johnny Vogue (0-2-1)

7.

Golden Dragon (1-2)

8.

Surfer Dude (0-2)$-$

9.

The Rustler (0-0-1)

10.

Turbo Thompson (0-0-1)

Western Wrestling Federation Tag Team Contenders

1.

Tag Champions: Vacant

2.

Nuts & Bolts: Lenny, the Pipefitter & Billy Banzai (3-0) *Split!*

3.

Laserburn: Techno Thompson & ``El Fuego'' (2-0)

4.

Mutilators: Rustler & Vogue (0-1-1)

5.

Thompson Twins: Turbo & Techno (0-0-1)

6.

Tidalwave: Lenny, the Pipefitter & `Northern Star' Pirate Pete (0-0)

7.

Burn & Pillage: Legend of Actura & Ox (0-2)

Locker Room Rumors:

• J.J. Flash returns after suspension with new manager Loki.
• 30 day suspensions: Rustler, Turbo(+)-- ends May 1; 60 day suspension: Glitter-- ends June 1.
• + Turbo suspension ends when Dave Hebner returns from injury.
• Out-going wrestlers: Ali, Peace, S.A.M.
• New wrestlers: Marshall, Drill Sgt., The Ox, Lone Star Kid, L.G.M.(clone), The Legend of Actura
• Surfer Dude out on vacation after dropping title but will finish tour obligations.
• S.A.M.'s contract has been purchased by a mysterious benefactor.
• Peace returning as a Manager. S.A.M. returning to Tag?