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October 31 (7 p.m.)-- Live from the Seattle War Memorial
Fieldhouse, Convention
Center & Meat Packing Plant in Seattle, OR.
Commissioner: Joe Tunney
World Heavyweight Champion: Surfer Dude
Intercontinental Champion: Pirate Pete
Tag-Team Champions: Thompson Twins
WrestleWAR. Three Rings. No Waiting. No Way Out.
Six teams of three wrestlers compete for over $100,000
in victory spoils.
The WrestleWAR consists of three rounds:
- 1.
- The Skirmish: Singles match. Group leaders pick a
singles contestant and a ring plus an alternate ring.
Tie rings decided by high card. Losers die and go to the Graveyard
(one-way locker room).
- 2.
- The Battle: Tag match. Group leaders pick a tag team
and a ring plus an alternate ring. Tie rings decided by high card.
Losing wrestler (not whole tag team) goes to the Graveyard.
- 3.
- The WrestleWAR: Three Ring Boot Camp Match. Group leaders
write orders and secretly assign their men to War rings for a two minute
round of combat. May bring one item with you to ring but if you
lose-- the item stays. Group leaders write new orders every two
minutes. Once leader goes in-- group can no longer move from ring
to ring between rounds unless unchallenged. Men can go ``rebel''
anytime during a War round by rolling into the center ring triangle
named the DMZ.
War continues until one team controls all the rings or until one team
controls two rings and another team controls the third ring and peace
is declared and accepted. Wrestlers also receive $2,500 for each
elimination they make as a bounty.
Winning team leader receives $50,000 for a two team victory and
$75,000 for a one team victory. A winning Ally team leader receives
$30,000 for controlling one ring.
The WrestleWAR Teams:
| (Blue) 2:1 |
Surfer Dude |
Techno |
Spoiler (sub.) |
The
Surfers |
| (White) 4:1 |
Pirate Pete |
Turbo |
Freeland |
Empty Sockets |
| (Purple) 1:1 |
Thor |
Lenny |
J.J. Flash |
Guy, God & Gonzo |
| (Gold) 2:1 |
Caliph Ali |
Billy Banzai |
Bomber |
Eastern Front |
| (Black) 3:1 |
Mutant |
Fool Chucker |
Rustler |
Dark Destroyers |
| (Red) 10:1 |
L.G.P. |
Johnny Vogue |
Honors Student |
Buckets of
Blood |
Seattle WrestleWAR Showdown Results:
- The Skirmish:
- 1.
- Johnny Vogue (Blood) vs. Techno Thompson (Surfers)
Result: Vogue by pinfall. Techno sent to the graveyard
by a very fast count by referee ``Blind'' Dave Hebner.
- 2.
- Turbo Thompson (Skull) vs. The Bomber (Eastern Front)
Result: Turbo by pinfall. Bomber sent to the graveyard.
- 3.
- Jumpin' Jack Flash (God) vs. Fool Chucker (Dark)
Result: Chucker by submission. Flash sent to the
graveyard.
- The Battle:
- 1.
- B. Banzai & Caliph Ali (Eastern Front) vs.
Honors Student & Johnny Vogue (Blood)
Result: Vogue submits to Caliph Ali. Vogue carried via
stretcher to the graveyard. L.G.P. sent Vogue out to fight once too
often.
- 2.
- Mutant & Rustler (Dark) vs. Dude & Spoiler (Surfers)
Result: Rustler pins Spoiler. Spoiler reluctantly goes
to the graveyard.
- 3.
- Peace & Turbo (Skull) vs. Thor & Lenny (God)
Result: Turbo pins Lenny! Biggest upset of the night
sends Lenny for an early visit to the graveyard.
- The WrestleWAR (round by round):
- 1.
- Round One: Basic brawl. No one eliminated. Turbo Thompson
makes non-aggression pact with Honors Student due to a loan H.S. made
to Turbo during the Shoot-Out tour.
- 2.
- Round Two: Fool Chucker throws both Turbo Thompson and
Peace into the DMZ forcing them to abandon the Skull team. Turbo and
Peace take off shirts and put on Green DMZ shirts with little crown
logo that Johnny Vogue had stashed in the DMZ.
- 3.
- Round Three: Peace submits to Rustler. Thor and Surfer
Dude make a non-aggression pact after Dude clocks Thor a third time
with the surfboard. Dude admits that Thor is his hero and Thor agrees
to not go for the Heavyweight title while it is held by Surfer Dude.
- 4.
- Round Four: Ali submits to Dude via surfboard wipeout.
Dude pins Pirate Pete. Skull team eliminated.
- 5.
- Round Five: Banzai thrown into DMZ abandoning Eastern
Front and takes off shirt(Skins team).
Eastern Front eliminated.
Banzai submits to the Rustler.
Wildskins DMZ team eliminated.
- 6.
- Round Six: Surfer Dude submits to Fool Chucker.
Surfers eliminated.
- 7.
- Round Seven: Thor (who was triple-teamed) and Turbo
Thompson (Honors Student pact) walk from ring at beginning of round
and are counted out.
God, Guy and Gonzo team eliminated.
Little Green Prince submits to Rustler/Chucker.
Mutant having obtained two rings declares Peace.
Honors Student rolls out of ring into DMZ
(Buckets of Blood eliminated) puts on Green shirt and
rolls back in again and accepts Peace.
Peace.
After the WrestleWAR, Rustler fights with Referree who stops Rustler
from stealing the WrestleWAR countdown clock.
Final `Winner of the Spoils' from the Seattle WrestleWAR Showdown:
- Winning Team- Dark Destroyers (Black):
Mutant, Fool Chucker &
The Rustler. All team members survived the entire WrestleWAR!
- Ally Team Winner- Honor Roll (Green/DMZ):
Honors Student, Turbo Thompson & Bob ``Peace'' Freeland.
Only the Honors Student survived to claim a one ring victory.
Final Team Results of the Seattle WrestleWAR Showdown:
- 1. Dark Destroyers (Black) (Mutant)
- 2. Honor Roll (Green/DMZ) (Honors Student)
- 3. Buckets of Blood (Red) (Little Green Prince)
- 4. The Guy, the God & the Gonzo (Purple) (Thor)
- 5. The Surfers (Blue) (Surfer Dude)
- 6. Wildskins (Skins/DMZ) (Billy Banzai)
- 7. Eastern Front (Gold) (Caliph Ali)
- 8. Empty Sockets (White) (Pirate Pete)
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