5 `March to War' Tour

Commissioner: Joe Tunney

World Heavyweight Champion: Surfer Dude

Intercontinental Champion: Pirate Pete

Tag-Team Champions: Thompson Twins

`March to War' Tour Matchups:

• Pirate Pete -- The Master Ninja (The Master Ninja was sucker punched by Pirate Pete at the Roundup and he intends to teach the Intercontinental Champion a thing or two about respect.)
• Caliph Ali -- Bob Freeland (Peace) (Caliph Ali looking to flatten this free-loading hippie for cheating against him at Rattler PPV.) Open contract sign-up for alt. night opponents for Caliph Ali.
• Lenny, the Pipefitter & Billy Banzai -- The Bomber & Mr. Self-Destruct (Lenny & Billy still a little upset because Bomber and Self-Destruct didn't even tag them in during their Rattler match. But can either tag team get along with one another long enough to form a real team?) Match becomes Bomber vs. Vogue or Mr. Self-Destruct on alternate evenings.
• Turbo Thompson -- Fool Chucker (Alternate night matchup. Fool Chucker looking for some revenge against Turbo Thompson for double-splashing him at the Roundup.)
• Main Event: L.G.P. -- Johnny Vogue (L.G.P. looking to face off against Vogue for ruining L.G.P.'s title shot.) Possible substitution of Mr. Self-Destruct for Vogue on off-nights.
• Intermission (Push and sell old L.G.M. merchandise at a discount.)
• Thor -- Honors Student (Honors Student looking to teach Thor a lesson in wrestling since he showed no `intelligence' in throwing him over the top rope and back into the ring against the L.G.P. causing him to lose his royalty/trust fund and thus further causing him to have to get a `job' to pay for his education.) Sub. Caliph Ali for Thor or Techno/Turbo for the Honors Student on off-nights.
• The Annihilators -- The Wyld Stallyons or Lenny, the Pipefitter & Billy Banzai
  (Title shot contention here. Alternate new tag teams against the established Annihilators.)
• Mutant Desert Karate Demon -- Techno Thompson (The Mutant looking for a title shot must get by the very tricky Techno Thompson who is out to get revenge for his brother who was humiliated by the Mutant in a previous tour match.)
• Alt. Main Event: Pirate Pete -- The Rustler in a Treasure Chest Match (Pirate Pete looking to get back his treasure chest from the thieving Rustler while the Rustler tries to steal himself a title shot.) Possible alternate night substitution of Caliph Ali for Pirate Pete as Rustler tries to get back at Caliph Ali for walking out on him at the Rattler PPV.
• Main Event: Surfer Dude (& bodyguard) -- Jumpin' Jack Flash with Manager Glitter (Surfer Dude and his new bodyguard (Max Speeder) looking to get back at Flash and Glitter for breaking his surfboard at the Rattler PPV while Flash is looking for another title shot.) Possible substitution of Thor for Surfer Dude on off-nights.

Possible Monday Night Rumble Matchups:

• *Title Match*: *Surfer Dude -- Thor (Scheduled for first Monday Night Rumble)
• WrestleWAR Draft (All wrestlers form teams of three for WrestleWAR. Choose one from each group but no past/current tag partners in a group.) Group A (Leaders): Surfer Dude, Pirate Pete, Thor, Caliph Ali, Mutant & L.G.P. Group B (Tag): Techno, Turbo, Vogue, Chucker, Lenny & Banzai. Group C (Pool): Freeland, Honors Student, Flash, Rustler, Bomber & Self-Destruct.
• *Title Match*: Thompson Twins -- Top Tour Contender with Referee ``Blind'' Dave Hebner (Scheduled for the second Monday Night Rumble)

Next PPV: The Seattle WrestleWAR Showdown (Oct. 31)

Western Wrestling Federation `March to War' Tour Results

Commissioner: Joe Tunney

World Heavyweight Champion: Surfer Dude

Intercontinental Champion: Pirate Pete

Tag-Team Champions: Thompson Twins

Title Shot (Bullet) Holders:

• Mutant DKD (World Heavyweight Title Bullet)
• L.G.M. (Intercontinental Title Bullet)
• Techno Thompson (Tag Team Title Bullet)
• Surfer Dude (Silver Bullet *Any Title*)

`March to War' Match Highlights:

A * indicates a title match while a + indicates a title tournament match.

Aug. 19 Bakersfield, CA Teck Team 2012 Nuts & Bolts N&B by Pinfall

Aug. 24 SF, CA J.J. Flash Surfer Dude (&Max) Dude by Pinfall

Aug. 30 Fresno, CA Caliph Ali Mutant Ali by Pinfall

Sept. 3(MNR) LA, CA Caliph Ali Bob Freeland Ali by Sub.

Sept. 3(MNR) WrestleWAR Draft Results

(Blue) 2:1 Surfer Dude Techno Mr. Self-Destruct The Surfers

(White) 4:1 Pirate Pete Turbo Freeland Empty Sockets

(Purple) 1:1 Thor Lenny J.J. Flash Guy, God & Gonzo

(Gold) 2:1 Caliph Ali Billy Banzai Bomber Eastern Front

(Black) 3:1 Mutant Fool Chucker Rustler Dark Destroyers

(Red) 10:1 L.G.P. Johnny Vogue Honors Student Buckets of Blood

Sept. 12 Santa Clara, CA Caliph Ali Techno Thompson Ali by Sub.

Sept. 19 Eureka, CA Pirate Pete Rustler (for chest) Pirate by Pinfall Pete gets TChest!

Sept. 26(MNR) Coos Bay, OR Thor Honors Student Thor by Pinfall Thor & H.S. shake hands

Sept. 26(MNR)* Coos Bay, OR *Pirate Pete J.J. Flash Pirate by C.O. Flash nearly upsets!

Oct. 7 Corvalis, OR (Nuts &) Bolts Turbo Thompson Bolts by Sub.

Oct. 21 Portland, OR Billy Banzai Fool Chucker Chucker by Pinfall

Oct. 21 Portland, OR Dark Destroyers T Twins D. D. by C.O.

Western Wrestling Federation Fall Contender Sheets

Western Wrestling Federation Heavyweight Contenders

1.

Hyw. Champion: Surfer Dude (2-0)

2.

Mutant Desert Karate Demon (1-1)

3.

Caliph Ali (3-1)

4.

Thor (2-0)

5.

Techno Thompson (0-1-1)$-$$-$

6.

Bob `Peace' Freeland (1-1)

7.

Lenny, the Pipefitter (1-1)$+$

8.

Fool Chucker (1-0-1)$+$

9.

Turbo Thompson (0-1-1)$-$

Western Wrestling Federation Lightweight Contenders

1.

Int. Champion: Pirate Pete (3-0)

2.

Little Green Prince (1-0)$-$

3.

Jumpin' Jack Flash (0-3)

4.

Johnny Vogue (0-1)

5.

Billy Banzai (1-2)$+$

6.

Honors Student (0-2)

7.

Mr. Self-Destruct (1-0)

8.

The Bomber (0-1)

9.

The Rustler (0-2)$+$

Western Wrestling Federation Tag Team Contenders

1.

Tag Champions: Thompson Twins (0-1-1)

2.

The Annihilators: Fool Chucker & Johnny Vogue (0-0-1)

3.

Nuts & Bolts: Lenny, the Pipefitter & Billy Banzai (2-1)

4.

Dark Destroyers: Rustler & Fool Chucker (1-0)

Locker Room Rumors:

• The Spoiler leaves due to injury.
• Little Green Man has become Little Green Prince while Student Prince has become Honors Student.
• Lenny & the Martian and Kamikaze Connection (Dude & Banzai) break-up to form separate teams.
• Announced $2500 fine to each wrestler of a scheduled tour match if not completed by end of tour.
• WWF reminds wrestlers that fines must be paid within one week after they are levied. Failure to pay fines will result in a 30-day wrestler suspension followed if still unpaid by contract termination.
• The Honors Student has called in all outstanding loans that were owed to Student Prince. Honors Students may be managed in the future by Loki.

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