Title Sounds, Dr. Kahn and Counselor Lee

• Opening "Salute Your Shorts" theme. (long)
• Episode intro. music (short).
• Episode ending music.
• Greetings from Dr. Kahn
• End of the first night at camp announcement.
• A Special Message from Dr. Kahn regarding dinner.
• Counselor Lee inspires the troops.
• Counselor Lee further inspires the troops.
• What Counselor Lee has to say to homesick kids?
• Counselor Lee becomes a referee (Long version).
• Zeke, the plumber (Long version).

Camper Sounds

• Sponge Harris speaks frankly about Camp Anawanna.
• Sponge Harris is awakened with a smelly sock. (Long version).
• Sponge gives the signal.
• Bobby and Donkeylips burn Michael. (Long version).
• Bobby Budnick explains rock music.
• Bobby Budnick down but not out. (Long Version).
• Michael and Telly relish the 'sweetness'.
• And the crowd goes moderately wild.
• The worst punishment of all at camp.
• Michael talks about the Camp amenities.
• Donkeylips waxes philosophical about condiments.
• The boys tell you what's on their minds.
• Bobby Budnick meets Zeke (Long version).