Welcome to the homepage of the professional truant. I intend to rewrite the web-page in Quenya, for the first homepage in high-elven!
See Also:Klingon. Sadly, the motivation to learn Klingon does not exist ever since they turned friendly .

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either c ount thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

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