Ross Donovan Kelly

Educational Background!


Ross Relatable Links!

1) Ross can fly, but only once, so DON'T ask him to waste it showing you.


2) Ross went back in time and killed Hitler, but then invaded France anyway to preserve the timeline.


3) When snorted, Ross' blood causes the ability to do calculus.

First man on the moon, cured polio, discovered radioactivity, invented pound cake, fighter of bears, scaled Mount Everest, Bob Kane's inspiration for Batman, author of Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings and all of the Soup for the Soul novels, the second gunman on the grassy knoll, starting point guard for the '93 Chicago Bulls, Speilberg's first choice to play Indiana Jones, went back in time to scissor-kick a T-Rex in the face... Jesus wears a shirt that says "Ross is my Homeboy".