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Name: Preston Moon
Favorite Food: Cheesecake
Favorite Color: Blue
Favorite Author:J.K. Rowling
Favorite Movie: Jumper
Favorite Motto: Eat beans!
Favorite Quote: I noticed that you're gangster... I'm pretty gangster myself.
Friends and Family
Favorite Movie Posters
I are Family Guy.
Charlie Bit Me...
Michael Sandvig: Kiss Kiss
Obi-Wan Kenobi: You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the sith, not join them!
Olivia: You *are* the weakest link. Goodbye.
Stewie Griffin: Aha ha ha. Oh, gosh that's funny. That's really funny. Do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh. You are the weakest link goodbye. You know, I've never heard anyone make that joke before. Mmm. You're the first. I've never heard anyone reference, reference that outside the program before. Because that's what she says on the show right? Isn't it? You are the weakest link goodbye. And yet, you have taken that and used it out of context, to insult me in this everyday situation. God what a clever, smart girl you must be, to come up with a joke like that all by yourself. Mmm, that's so fresh too. Any titanic jokes you want to throw at me while we're hitting these at the height of their popularity? Hmm? Cause... I'm here. God you're SO funny.
Chris Griffin: See, my dad's smarter than yours.
Meg Griffin: We have the same dad, lardo.
Chris Griffin: Yeah, but mine's smarter.
The things you own end up owning you.
It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.
You know why they put oxygen masks on planes? Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate.
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