Our leader, who art in Durham, john be thy username.
Thy programs run, thy flames are fun, on -i magic as
they are on isu.flame.  Give us this day our motd,
and forgive us our pings, as we forgive those who
ping-dump against us.  For thine is the algorithm, the
application, and the solution. Looping unto infinity,
forever and ever, logoff.