Welcome to the PORK Home Page!

(Porter's Official Research Kontributors Page)

    Hey Dudes, thanks for stopping by my new home page.  After years of writing grant proposals, which end up getting funded anyway, I thought it would be more efficient if I just set up a web page and let you send me the money.  If you want, check out a list of Past Contributors or go directly to the PORK funding form and start the paperwork.

    I would like to send a special thanks out to everyone who helped make this page possible.  I don't know how to thank you....but I'll figure something out.  Finally here are a couple of links you might enjoy checking out while your donation forms are being processed.

My Favorite Musician

What I will look like in a few years

What Dennis Johnson said to me when I told him I didn't need to do rotating electrochemistry.