No longer will electricity and magnetic fields play a role in computer storage. They will be replaced with something far better, POP CANS that are being reused! Hey, why not? Computer geeks drink lots of pop anyway so now the one who drinks the most wins. Bits will now be called "gulps" and bytes an 8 packs. To demonstrate here is how the ASCII letter 'a', a binary 97 would be stored.
Yes! we are truly entering a golden age of computer!
Note: No preference Coke vs. Pepsi is meant to be implied in this page.