
Selecting a Project or Construction Technique
...The Cult of the Kludge & The Great Paradox of the Kludge
Please consider these thoughts before proceeding...
Kludge (pronounced: kloodge) Description: The act of
adjusting (cobbling together) what one has in hand or has access to, in order to
overcome an obstacle, usually involving some degree of compromise and creativity.
Probably derived from the German word Klug: intelligent, clever, bright smart wise;
or Klugheit: cleverness, brains, good sense, and knowledge.
If you have never come across the slang term "kludge"
(=kloodge) as in "kludged-together" you have never built a boat, restored
an old house, or been trapped in a business meeting with a fool. You can kludge your
way out of a lot of nasty situations. This is simply done by facing-down futility
by settling that feeling of hopeless fear in the pit of your stomach, then making
due with the cards that you have been dealt. The crux of the apostrophe (as the late,
great Frank Zappa
would say), is to become so masterful with the kludge as to have all of your friends
and family thinking that you are not a Red
Green jerry-rig-style handyman, but a fine artist, designer
and craftsperson on the order of, oh say, Leonardo
DaVinci.
Wood and fiberglass boat building can be very forgiving, and forgiving construction
techniques and patience are what elevate we commoners to the level of those great
masters like Leonardo. There are a few places where common sense (if in doubt, measure
and lay it out two or three times) and caution (if that epoxy may not be mixed correctly,
discard the batch and start over) must take precedence over any thoughts of later
"adjustment." There is an aspect of letting go of written and verbal instruction
and other guides and allowing your intuition to help direct your decision making.
So it goes... this is what makes the project fun and challenging.
It can be argued that most great sculptors and painters are the ultimate kludge masters.
They start with a rough sketch, then let their brain and eyes guide them through
a mostly subconscious series of adjustments to come up with a "perfect"
finished project. Some lay individuals mistake the true path of the pure refined
(positive) kludge for some goofey thing called "creativity." It is painful
to note that some individuals (negatively) kludge away without using the eyes and
brain--- the result usually is a swirling vortex of unworkable options which poorly
address the problem, if at all. (It is ironic to note that one frequently must employ
the greatest amounts of "creativity" to rectify the negatively kludged-up
mess of another person --- this is known to true kludge masters as the Great Paradox
of the Kludge.)
In the following sections I will use kludge as a positive descriptor to help you
focus your time and energy in ways that will help you to get a nice looking, functional
watercraft. If you want
to focus all of your anal-retentive tendencies into a project, take up thimble painting,
become a brain surgeon... ---and go elsewhere.
If you have elected to stay, then welcome to the Cult of the Kludge. You will have
fun, get your clothes full of dust and epoxy, and probably end up with a beautifully
detailed boat and a feeling of accomplishment that will blow you away!
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Thoughts on Selecting a Project
Elsewhere on this web site, I am providing drawings,
notes, and my ideas on the Koboldjager (Goblin Hunter) a start-to-finish strip-built
touring kayak. This project assumes that you can transfer plans to wood and work
with a few tools, and most importantly, calmly kludge your way though any difficult
spots. It also assumes that you, like me, have a lot of scrap plywood and crap lumber
that is too nice to burn, but too crappy to use in anything that you want people
to look at, as well as plenty of tooling (band saw, router, table saw, random-orbit
sander, etc.).
Kayaks and canoes do not have to be hard or expensive to build. A beautiful birch-bark
canoe can be made by a skilled craftsperson from a few trees and spruce roots using
only a hand ax, an awl, and some spruce gum. The Inuit peoples ("eskimos")
traditionally built kayaks from found materials. A traditional Inuit-style kayak
can be built for about $60. Conversely, a lavishly detailed strip-built kayak or
canoe kit will yield a showpiece easily resold for $3000 to $6000.
My project may not be for everyone. It is here as an
example of what one person is in the process of constructing in his garage. This is my second kayak project. My first was a 17-foot 5-inch Pygmy
Ospery-HP (High Performance) stitch-n-glue kit. The confidence and skills that I
acquired when building that boat have led me to design the goblin hunter, and prompted
me to try another construction technique; although I am completely satisfied and
impressed with the stitch-n-glue construction method. Before
you commit to trying the project that I describe, consider one of the fine high performance
stitch-n-glue kits from Pygmy or Shearwater; or perhaps one of the stressed-plywood
boats from Chesepeak Light Craft. (My ready-to-build stitch-n-glue Pygmy Ospery-HP
kit ran about $800.) If you want to spend more money
and are willing to take on a more involved project, a strip-built boat may be the
way to go. Full-size plans for a strip-built boat are around $100 and full ready-to-build
kits are around $1500; please consult the boat-building
bibliography and Links portions of this site for ideas.
Before you select a boat and building method, read everything that you can find on
the subject (see the boat-building
bibliography). In particular, this includes the Ted Moore
books Canoecraft or Kayakcraft and the fine Nick Shade treatment The Strip-Built
Sea Kayak. You absolutely must own a copy of the relatively inexpensive The Epoxy
Book from System Three, or study the brochure supplied by West-System with their
epoxy kits. The epoxy-related reference materials are provided, free-of-charge with
most epoxy and boat kits. Additionally, before I selected the Pygmy Osprey, I downloaded
all of the construction notes, tips, etc., on different boats and building techniques
from the internet and bound them, along with color fliers from various vendors, into
a large three-ring binder. This eventually helped me figure out what I could build
with my available time, space, tooling and talent.
If you want to try to build a boat from the tables of offsets in the (Moores) books Canoecraft or Kayakcraft, you will have to be familiar with the boat-building design technique of lofting, or know how to read lofting offset charts. You may opt to purchase the book Lofting by Allen Vaitses. The The Strip-Built Sea Kayak by Nick Shade offers a comprehensive treatment with excellent designs, drawings and offset instructions.
You may want to build a skin-on-frame boat, if so, consider
the books by George Putz and Robert Morris (see the boat-building
bibliography). This is a great technique for ultra-lightweight,
somewhat fragile boats for craftspersons with little tooling and little money. I
will eventually build a boat by this technique, just to make a real Inuit-style kayak,
as well as explore the construction technique. I will probably just build a frame
so that I can eventually hang it from my living room ceiling--- homage to those countless
circum-polar aboriginal boatbuilders, and have on hand one very cool wood sculpture!
My friend Kevin built a couple of nice, simple, functional stitch-n-glue boats from
public-domain plans available elsewhere on the internet. He crafted them out of
luan. Luan is "el-dirto-cheapo" ($4 per sheet) vinyl floor underlayment
mahogany plywood. It is the diametric opposite of okumne, the very expensive ($80
or more per sheet) marine mahogany plywood. The resulting first boat I dubbed the
LuanaCraft (with apologies to CrisCraft, AlumaCraft, SmokerCraft, etc.). It was
made for very little money and with a lot of kludge technology, the boat(s) came
out fine and frighteningly sturdy. One of them even has a dedicated on-board foam-lined
beer cooler just behind the cockpit. Kevin used cheaper auto epoxy and a super-heavy
weight auto glass cloth, to make up for the poor strength of luan, instead of the
lighter marine glass and resin--- the result almost doubled the finished weight of
the boat--- Yipes! The big lesson here: You can kludge on some of the critical materials,
but it may be better to pop the big bucks for the right ones ---if it will make a
major difference in the finished boat.
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The gauge is then removed and the contact points are transferred, via the tips of the gauge wires, to a large sheet of paper or cardboard, after top and bottom reference points that correspond to the guidelines are aligned. Take a set of numbered cross-section points going forward from the #0, and a set going aft from it. Either transfer a set of points for a #0 station, or start your first station measurements half of the distance that you plant to use between your stations, this helps keep them equidistant on the construction frame. If you are taking points from station #1-forward, then number each point with a #1b (ëbí for bow or ësí for stern). You can overlay about half of the hull sections to a set of top/bottom reference points into a single reference sheet, beyond that the drawing will start to get pretty complicated. Keep it simple one complete set of points for the bow stations and another for the stern stations. Cool! You now have the outline contours for your station molds.
Next, grab a marker, perhaps tape it to a ruler, and trace the silhouettes of the bow and stern profiles onto sheets of cardboard. Now you now have your bow and stern profiles. If you are making a kayak and follow my building technique, these are the lines for your stern and bow spars, otherwise, these are the lines needed to construct bow and stern station molds as outlined in the recommended reading.
Use your own creativity, kludge-away, have fun.
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