Answering your questions for your amusement.

Daniel Guilliams

Good question!  It was simultaneously rewarding and punishing.  The bad? Long hours, sub-par food, ok pay, generally disagreeable working conditions, occasionally horrible living conditions, and the whole “going to war” thing.  The good?  Excellent friends/co-workers, world travel, invaluable life lessons, new-found appreciation for most things usually taken for granted, and an excellent sense of accomplishment and brotherhood.

Usually I’m doing quite well, thank you.  Although the closer it is to the end of a semester, the less likely it is that this will be true. 

I could tell you, but I don’t know.  It comes from my, eh, heart, I suppose.  And the internet.  The internet is going to be huge, I tell ya!

Frequently Asked Questions

Old enough to be wise enough to know that age is only a number and your real age is in your state of mind.  How original is that!?

How old are you?

You seem funny. Where do you get your material?

How are you doing?

What was it like to be in the Marines?

This is a tough one.  I’ve hiked to the top of Half-Dome, in Yosemite National Park.  I’ve flown over the Great Pyramids in Egypt.  I started a brush fire in the outback of Australia with a .50 caliber machine gun (on accident, I swear!).  I’ve been to Hong Kong, Singapore, Dubai, U.A.E, and many, many other places around the globe.  I dove off of an aircraft elevator on the side of a ship in the middle of the Indian Ocean—for fun.  I performed at All-State speech for group improvisation in high school.  I’ve done a lot of things that are ‘cool’, this is just a small list.

What’s the coolest thing you’ve ever done.