Okay, so I've always wanted to jello wrestle (what guy hasn't?), and the guys of 401 went along with my other crazy party ideas, so why not a jello party? So, 2 nights before I returned to Iowa to finish my education, we all made as much Jello as possible (along with the requisite jello shots), but it wasn't enough. I'm talking about more jello (sugarfree, of course) than 100 Methodist church potlucks, and it still wasn't enough, so we decided to throw all the jello in the pool and add some water (hot).

Now luckily I had a couple girls help plan the party and were willing to jello wrestle with me. Once you've got a few crazy fools in pool with jello and the alcohol is flowing, it doesn't take long to find many more crazy folks. I think we ended up with about 10 people in my 6x10 foot pool, turning it into one writhing, seething mass of people. Then, evidently 10 people jello wrestling and 50 people watching was just too much fun for our neighborhood to handle, so the cops showed up. After agreeing with the cops that the party was now over, and most everyone leaving, I got to take the most colorful shower of my life, although you probably don't want most showers to be too colorful. I turned the shower orange for a whole 10 minutes while the jello rinsed off. Pretty cool, especially after you've had a few.

So here's four lessons I've learned for your next jello party:

• You can never have enough jello
• You can never have enough women at a jello party
• Because of (2), commit some women wrestlers beforehand
• Don't use your Thermarests as pool padding, the jello stains never come out

And if you ask real nice, you just may get to see the video!

Captions defy me!			Mass incredulity
		Now that's overexposure	Crazy Europeans, wresting topless!

And that's all I have to say about that!